I just wanna dance...

Um yeah. So, I am a complete and total insomniac, and at this point in the night I am wishing that I had saved some of the spaghetti and meatballs that I had for dinner. Darn it! Anywho...
I am watching HONEY. You know, that dance movie that Jessica Alba is in. She is hot! Yeah, I can say it! She is fucking hot! And I am just realizing how much I love dance movies!!!!!!!
Yes, yes, they all have the same story line. Boy meets girl. Boy dances with girl or vice versa. But, I still love them. I love them all.I even love Singling In The Rain. (That one with Frank Sinatra, you uneducated twats!)
Go dance movies! Go dancers! And, Go people who have time to watch them!
Now, I must go find some food...

It's all politics when you really think about it...

Ok, so i am going to talk politics today. Usually, I am not very political, but today I am going to make an exception.

Can I just tell you guys who I am going to vote for? Ok here we go!


Barack Obama!

I am sure that you are thinking that the only reason why he has my vote is because he is black. Nope, that isn't the reason. The reason that he has my vote is that I think Hilary Clinton is a joke. She is basically riding the coattails of her husband, Bill. Who, in his book about the presidency said that he cheated on Hillary, "because I could." Any woman whose husband gives that excuse for cheating is an idiot by my standards. And personally, I think that Bill cheated on Hillary because she wouldn't give him a blow-job and Monica would. And to me, that means that she wasn't doing her job as a wife. So, if she can't be a wife then she can't be my president. There you go!

Go Barack Obama! You white-washed black man!

The road...

I just finished a book that I can sincerely say will be one of my all time favorites. I am gonna make my kids read this book before going to high school. I wish I had read it sooner.
I have a million favorite quotes in the book, but this one stood out to me tonight.

"As Harry Lauder sais, ah just intend tae keep right on to the end of the road..."

I have been feeling daunted alot this year. Meaning that I have been trying to please everyone. When you try to please everyone you aren't going to do anything. I realized that tonight. I am realizing that I can't even please my parents all the time. So there! There you go! But, in order for me to be happy, not just in life, but with myself. I have to do what I really want to do.

This quote makes me look at my life like a road. There are going to be people that walk with me at some points in the road, and then sometimes I am going to be alone. I am starting to be ok with walking alone, and "I intend to keep on to the end of the road."



The book is Trainspotting by Irivine Welsh. Read it.

I Tunes, My tunes, die tunes!

I am writing this blog tonight while I am trying to complete the daunting task of uploading all of my cd's onto my new MAC. Good God! This is absolutely ridiculous! I have estimated that I have about 400 cd's to burn, and it takes 5 to 7 minutes to burn each cd. That means that I will be done in 2000 to 2800 minutes. These MAC's should come with a warning label that says:

WARNING: Although the new MAC is the coolest most funnest new gadget that you can have for the next six months it will take you 60 months to learn how to use your new MAC. Enjoy!





I will see you guys in 2000 to 2800 minutes...

I can take that back now...

Ok, ok. Excuse the last entry. I don't hate the warm and fuzzies... I actually like them. I like visiting with my family. I like family arguments.I like knowing exactly how every single one of my family members is going to react to something. So there! Are you happy now?!?
I am not as bitter as everyone thinks! But, I like being bitter. I actually like ginger! Yes, ginger... You know that pink crap that they give you at Japanese restaurants. It sits right next to the wasabi. Yeah, I like ginger. I think it is kinda fun, and a little bitter...
Onto my next point... I also like being sour. I love Tangfastics! They are tangfastic! Or fantastic, or whatever. Do you know what a tangfastic is? Ok. A tangfastic is this gummy delicious treat that the Haribo company decided to create, and they have changed my life. I am not kidding. Stop laughing...
Stop.
You know what else I like? I also like the rain. I like running in the rain. Singing in the rain. Not using an umbrella in the rain...because I will lose it anyway. I will leave it on the train. Or I will leave it in the car. Or I will...


That's all folks.

Burrito

It is the day after Christmas...Thank God. I can't stand anymore of this fucking Christmas cheer shit. Family time actually makes me really sick, but whatevs! The warm and fuzzies aren't that bad.
Anywho, I am in dire need of a Burrito right now. And I just wanted to write down a little poem about burritos... Creative, aren't I?

Oh Burrito
Oh Burrito
I love you more than my big toe
No, please
Don't go
I need you
Burrito
Oh Burrito
Oh Burrito
I love it when you salsa
And I love your guacamole
I consider you a holy...
Burrito
Oh Burrito
Oh Burrito
I love how you are here
In the shape of a...
And you know you're the shit
Burrito
Oh Burrito
Fuck man, I wish I had a Burrito!

Fake Tales of San Francisco...

Oh San Francisco...
I am back! I am back! I am back!
Despite the fact that I am on complete house arrest (I smoked in the house and got my liscence taken away.) I am really enjoying this shit. And I am just enjoying American food. Do you hear me people!?!

FOOD!


So far I have eaten...

1. The really disgusting plane food. (I even enjoyed that!)
2. Super Burrito. (With steak because I am so anemic now it is not even funny. Guacamole and Salsa on the side.)
3. PandaExpress. (The best Chinese Takeout this side of the Pacific.)
4. Holiday Cookies. (I baked a crap load today.)
5. Chicken Stew. (It might not sound appetizing and it doesn't look very appetizing either because it is yellow, but that is besides the point. You can't diss it before you try it.)


Now, tomorrow I am going to excercise for thirty minutes because that is the minimum amount of exercise that the American government says that we need 5 times a week...and I am trying to do everything the American way. Teehee




Love Always,
Tini