Burrito

It is the day after Christmas...Thank God. I can't stand anymore of this fucking Christmas cheer shit. Family time actually makes me really sick, but whatevs! The warm and fuzzies aren't that bad.
Anywho, I am in dire need of a Burrito right now. And I just wanted to write down a little poem about burritos... Creative, aren't I?

Oh Burrito
Oh Burrito
I love you more than my big toe
No, please
Don't go
I need you
Burrito
Oh Burrito
Oh Burrito
I love it when you salsa
And I love your guacamole
I consider you a holy...
Burrito
Oh Burrito
Oh Burrito
I love how you are here
In the shape of a...
And you know you're the shit
Burrito
Oh Burrito
Fuck man, I wish I had a Burrito!

Fake Tales of San Francisco...

Oh San Francisco...
I am back! I am back! I am back!
Despite the fact that I am on complete house arrest (I smoked in the house and got my liscence taken away.) I am really enjoying this shit. And I am just enjoying American food. Do you hear me people!?!

FOOD!


So far I have eaten...

1. The really disgusting plane food. (I even enjoyed that!)
2. Super Burrito. (With steak because I am so anemic now it is not even funny. Guacamole and Salsa on the side.)
3. PandaExpress. (The best Chinese Takeout this side of the Pacific.)
4. Holiday Cookies. (I baked a crap load today.)
5. Chicken Stew. (It might not sound appetizing and it doesn't look very appetizing either because it is yellow, but that is besides the point. You can't diss it before you try it.)


Now, tomorrow I am going to excercise for thirty minutes because that is the minimum amount of exercise that the American government says that we need 5 times a week...and I am trying to do everything the American way. Teehee




Love Always,
Tini

Spice up your life...

I have just returned from the first London concert that the spice girls have done since 1996! Wow, just wow. I didn't know how to feel about the concert before i went and even know my opinion isn't sure. But now I think I understand the reason why I loved them when i was in 3rd grade and still love them now. The Spice Girls are ok with being girls. When I was in third grade I had no problem with being a girl either. I totally thought that I would be able to wear crazy clothes and flirt with cute guys just like they did. Lately, I haven't really enjoyed being a girl. Do you want to know why? I haven't been acting like a girl. So, what am I going to do. I am gonna let the boys do what they do and I am gonna do what I do. There you go. I am gonna spice up my life.


"People in the world! Spice up your life! Every boy and every girl! Spice up your life!'




...Because, to tell you the truth, everything has lost it's flavour.